? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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