made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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