So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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