i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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