there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ugly people sure do ruin things
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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