too bad you live with your parents still
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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