Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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