Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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