BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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