fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
