is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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