But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
