dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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