I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just gift wrapped bread.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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