Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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