even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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