your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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