i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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