It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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