Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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