Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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