Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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