You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have already put on my inside pants.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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