great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
