Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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