Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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