Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
