sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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