let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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