Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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