A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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