yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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