and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
