her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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