Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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