he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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