Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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