Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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