Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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