The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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