where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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