seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize