i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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