I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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