We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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