I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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