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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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