listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
