if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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