OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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