yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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