More tranny stories later!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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