I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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