is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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