I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
two words: eviction party
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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