Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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