Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
